- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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