- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Face Hunter is scum

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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