Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

White NBA players.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

your mum

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Then none of us want to be right.

Anti Joke

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