What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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