- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Poop.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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