How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

The holocaust

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

2 black kids walk into school

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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