- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* anti-punchline

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Anti Joke

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