- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

The truth is he loves her!!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Feminism.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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