A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Your adopted

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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