- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

why girl die cancer

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Face Hunter is scum

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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