- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You sick fiend

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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