Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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