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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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