What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

silver bullet?

Your Mother

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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