Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

what to call someone thats gay zak

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Ian's mind Elevator music

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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