Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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