Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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