Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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