Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Women's rights

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Anti Joke

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