what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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hey justin

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

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