Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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