- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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