knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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