What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Women's rights.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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