- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Your Mom The End.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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