Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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