What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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