HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

2 + 2 = 4

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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