- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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