- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

mark is religion

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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