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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel