why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Barack Obama.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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