What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Your mother is average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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