Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Women's rights

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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