why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hail Heetluh

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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