What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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