So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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