- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

pauls tuck

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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