- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

This is a joke.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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