- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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