- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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