- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Face Hunter is scum

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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