- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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