- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Tilt your screen back

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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