Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Know what's funny? Jokes.

guess what>? your mum lol

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did Washington say to California? WC

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What would Muhammed do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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