- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

An Englishman walks into a bar.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did Delaware? A coat.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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