- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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