Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Vote this down and get DOXED

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Trump will make America great again.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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