Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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