- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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