What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

I have an erection My mom!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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