A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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John Cena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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