- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

womens rights.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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