Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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