What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Heskey time.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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