- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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