Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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