- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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