Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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