- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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