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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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