what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Justin beiber..

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

ask me if im a door yes

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Donald Trump.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

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