why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Lets Go Lakers!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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