Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Caca.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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