Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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feminists.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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