what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

womens rights

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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