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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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