- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

SUCK MY NUTS

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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