- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

when debbie meets downer

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Haha, I get it..

Your mom.

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