The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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sky silverstein

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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