Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I'm rick james bitch

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

women's rights.

What do you call two dog? dogs

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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