I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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sfdg

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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