roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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