Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

one stop shop

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

A dyslexic blind man

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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