how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Honk if you're Amish!

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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