why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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