- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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