A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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