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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Get it? More.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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