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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

KILL WHITEY

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why didn't he finish his

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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