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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

i killed my family

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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