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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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