- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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