Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What is my name? I dont know

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Democracy.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Chuck Norris.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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