- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Terraria

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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