- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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