man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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