- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

I have an erection My mom!

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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