What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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sky silverstein

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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