What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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kk

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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The Qur'an

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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PENIS lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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