I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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