Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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