How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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your mom is so fat.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Your Mother

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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