- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

so... how about that airplane food

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