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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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