what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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