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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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