What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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