I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Face Hunter is scum

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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