Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

my whole life!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What's blue? The sky.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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