So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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