Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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