Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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