- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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