- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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