- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

cats are pussies

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Justin with a hat.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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