- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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