- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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