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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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