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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

what's up? my penis.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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