What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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