I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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