- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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