why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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