Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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you gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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