- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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