- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

the WNBA.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Black people being friendly.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

This isn't funny.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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