- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you call an blank test? an F

404 Error: Joke not found

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Hail Heetluh

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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