A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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