Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You sick fiend

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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