Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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