How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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drugs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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copy me and i will kill you

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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