- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Politics

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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