- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

my whole life!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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