why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

antonio has a penis head.lol

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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