- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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