Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

antonio has a penis head.lol

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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