- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Chris is hairy

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

No soap radio

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

where is the world?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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