- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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