Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

they're dead. idiot.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Women's rights.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Anti Joke

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