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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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