- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

2 + 2 = 4

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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