- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

White men's rights

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

womens rights

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

2 + 2 = 4

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