A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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