A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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