Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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HOLY COW!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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