- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Good afternoon.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A women in the kitchen.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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