- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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