- Anti Joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

How old are you? 7

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense