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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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