- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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