What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Your mom

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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