Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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