- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

knock knock who's there? hope

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

once upon a time, it snowed

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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