- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

you know whats not funny white boards.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

I am a women

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

woman's lacrosse

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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