STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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