Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

roses are red violets are blue

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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