- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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