- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Women's rights

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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