- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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