What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

one stop shop

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Long joke Your such a downey

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

im telling maguire

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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