- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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