- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Double-whammy

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

800 people died last year. end of story

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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