- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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