- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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