- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Swag.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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