What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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