- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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