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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Women's rights

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

aodhan hearty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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