Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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homosexual

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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