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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I named my son ps2 controller

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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