What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Sloths

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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