- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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