How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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