How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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