- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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