- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A chicken walked into the bar...

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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