If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

my penis

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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