I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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