- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

whos district champs not JM

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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