Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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You sick fiend

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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