why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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