What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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