Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Turkey Balls

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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epic win?

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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