Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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