An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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