- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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