Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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