How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

jibby jobby

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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