What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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