Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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