- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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