Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Republicans

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that wall over there ->

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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