- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong