How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Swag.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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