- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

that wall over there ->

Republicans

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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