- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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