- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Swag.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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