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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

I have a horse.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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