- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How do you spell eight? 8

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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