what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Swag.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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