- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Tilt your screen back

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

I'm 4 and what is this?

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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