- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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