- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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