a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

guest what i love pancakes

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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