- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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