Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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