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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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