Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Women's rights.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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