- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Thats what she said

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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