God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

womens rights.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

THE GAME.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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