What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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