toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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knock knock go away!!!

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Anti Joke

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