why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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