- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Tilt your screen back

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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