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PIED NINNY!

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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