Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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