- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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