Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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