- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Justin beiber..

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Poker? I barely even know her.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

ecks! why zee?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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