"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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A French man gets into a fight

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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