- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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