- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Politics

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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