What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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