- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Prostitution is bad.......

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

whats brown and sticky a stick

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

You idiot.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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