- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Who wants $300? Me too.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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