When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A bar walks into a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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