- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Jimmy Saville

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Women's rights

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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