- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

you dint have to be a jew matt

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Well this is pointless.....

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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