- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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