- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Nick Cannon

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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