Ms Leong Sux

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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