- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're a big fat monkey.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Once upon a time a was born

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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