What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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