Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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How old are you? 7

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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