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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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