why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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seek beauty

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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