Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Women's rights.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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