- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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