Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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