Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Blacks

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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