Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

guest what i love pancakes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

A Duck walks into a bar.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

the NAACP

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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