French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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